Mystic Moss of Make-Believe

Mystic Moss of Make-Believe

Plucked from the edge of a dream and kissed by the whimsy of the woods, this enchanted trinket does absolutely nothing… and somehow, everything. Shaped by moonlight and a squirrel’s wild imagination, the Mystic Moss of Make-Believe is forged from 100% genuine pretendium (a rare, highly unstable element found only in daydreams and fairy tales).

It hums with invisible energy, sparkles only when no one’s looking, and is rumored to summon forest sprites if you squint just right.

Wear it when you need a little magic. Or when your checkout test needs a bit more moss.

Details:

• Size: Exactly the right size

• Materials: Stardust, giggles, forest floor leftovers

• Not edible. Not real. Entirely delightful.

• Shipping: Delivered by raven, rabbit, or possibly your friendly neighborhood mail carrier